Me during a jump course

me: okay, I got this. Focus. We can do this.
Me: wait, what's my first jump?
Me: why are my reins so short?
Me: why are my reins so long?
Me: horsey, help me I forgot the course
Me: oh wait, never mind
Me: what are my legs doing?
Me: is my trainer even here?
Me: oh look I'm not dead
Me: wait, I'm on a horse?!??!
Horse: fucking humans.

thedorkiestviking:

something all of tumblr should see.

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sleeve:

late night breakdowns are my speciality

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book one: professor mcgonagall and the you put a WHAT in our WHERE albus
book two: professor mcgonagall and the we have a WHAT IN OUR WHERE ALBUS
book three: professor mcgonagall and the ministry is sending us WHAT because of WHO
book four: professor mcgonagall and the ARE YOU SHITTING ME ALBUS
book five: professor mcgonagall and the we have WHO telling us to do WHAT
book six: professor mcgonagall and the albus do something NO NOT THAT
book seven: professor mcgonagall and the I FINALLY GET TO BLOW SHIT UP THANK YOU WIZARD GOD

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itseasytoremember:

insert-awesome-title-here:

finalellipsis:

good morning, here’s your newspaper.
…and a little dance.

He’s so proud of himself.

“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”

itseasytoremember:

insert-awesome-title-here:

finalellipsis:

good morning, here’s your newspaper.

…and a little dance.

He’s so proud of himself.

“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”

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inspectra:

ah yes, the three most historically important revolutions. the russian, french, and dance dance

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